Saturday, October 27, 2007

captain linger

Name: Kong Li Wei Louis aka Lulu
DOB: 11th MAR 1986
Occupation: IT Student by day, Movie Critic by night
Weaknesses: Bullets and Heartbreaks
Strengths: Capable of relieving tension from awkward situations as well as vice-versa

Me: "Eh man, so who's the closest one now?"
Dan: "YuXuan... And Alyssa."
Me: "What? Why is there an 'and'? There can't be an 'and'! What're you gonna do by the time you hit 25 and yer mom asks you who you're gonna marry?"
Dan: "Urm, okay but they're just friends lah..."
Me: "Oh really? Then how come you don't have sex with me?"
Eugene: "EH! I told him that last week!"

PS: LOL.

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